May 2013
6 posts
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
April 2013
35 posts
rotomfrost:
I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK
nightlifecommando:
chesqin:
i call this one…………… bold and ash
More like belongs in the trash
rnemes:
tvspecial:
i don’t think aliens exist
then wtf do u call this
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lessonlatrifa:
roses are yugioh
violets are yugioh
everything is yugioh
duel me
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March 2013
26 posts
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theonesthatcomeeasy:
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butthorn:
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
omg
I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME
#IT’S BACK
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dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a moment that felt innocuous at the time but ended up marking a diversion into a strange new era of your life—set in motion not by a series of jolting epiphanies but in the tiny imperceptible differences between one ordinary day and the next, until entire years of your memory can be compressed into a handful of indelible images—which prevents you from rewinding the...
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”